Presented by the Fox Tucson Theatre and Entertainment Events

After teaching countless students about the saints, venial sins, limbo and more, Sister is now offering up hilarious lessons on the Sacraments of Marriage and the Last Rites, including her own wacky version of the Newlywed Game. Classroom participation is a must, so bring along your sweetie and your sense of humor for a session with the country’s feistiest couples counselor!

‘Til Death Do Us Part: Late Nite Catechism 3 is the latest class to be unveiled in this sinfully funny series. After teaching countless students about the saints, venial sins, limbo and more, Sister is now offering up hilarious lessons on the Sacraments of Marriage and the Last Rites, including her own wacky version of the Newlywed Game. Classroom participation is a must, so bring along your sweetie and your sense of humor for a session with the country’s feistiest couples counselor!

Meet “Sister” Nonie Newton-Riley

NONIE NEWTON-RILEY (formerly Breen) (Sister) hails from a large Irish-Catholic mob in Chicago, honing her comedy skills at the dinner table then, later at Chicago’s famed Second City Theatre where she learned to “write on her feet” for several years. She played three seasons at the Green Mountain Guild in Vermont, toured clubs and colleges in the South with plays and later the improvisation group, The Reification Company. She enjoyed a two year run in Jerry Mayer’s Aspirin & Elephants at the Santa Monica Playhouse. Nonie earned an Emmy for writing and performing “Oh, Art!” for PBS in Chicago. She has appeared in soaps, sit-coms, and hidden camera shows. Television writing credits include: Candid Camera, CBS’ Say What, Late Date and The Barkers. The last 17 years, Nonie has proudly toured the country in the one-woman “Late Nite Catechism” plays. There are eight different plays in the series! Performing at The Long Wharf Theatre in New Haven, The Laguna Beach Playhouse, Pasadena Playhouse, the Coronet in Hollywood, La Mirada, Olney Theatre in Maryland, Kravis Center in West Palm Beach, the Lyric in Stuart, Florida, Proctor Theatre in Schenectady, the Majestic-Empire in San Antonio, Texas, the Kirkland Center in Washington, Eismann Center in Dallas, Wilson Center in Jacksonville to name a few. She was nominated for a Wilde Award in Detroit for best solo performance 2011 for “Will My Bunny Go to Heaven”, the Easter Catechism show at Gem Theatre. Nonie wrote and performed her own show: “I’d Rather Walk” at the Lyric in Stuart, Fl. in 2010. Her “Sister” writes original roasts for corporate and private events. Nonie’s greatest joy are playing with her granddaughters. She happily dedicates this show to Sister Regina Therese, her fifth grade nun, who whacked her frequently -usually for a very good reason.